Steel Is Coming!

Oh gosh, steel! I don’t know anything about it, but it sounds like it’s going to be the next big thing, which means I have to spread the word. I was watching a Me-Straw video and an advertisement popped up before it, stating that steel was going to change the world…more than it already has! It’s really annoying, but I don’t remember anything else about it, because I saw that steel was important and I started to breathe very heavily, and I was so excited by the prospect that I missed the rest of the video.

Darn! How am I supposed to preach the good news of steel fabrication companies in Melbourne if I can’t find the same steel video twice! It’s like my lost Pandora’s Box. No…that’s not the right phrase. My lost Library of Alexandria.

Nope…not it either. Oh, double darn, my new package of essential oils are supposed to stimulate the brain’s inner power. I’m setting up an Oil Purchasing Party with all of my friends tomorrow, and I need to be able to make it look like this stuff works…which it does, ha ha!

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But this isn’t the time for essential oils, and I never thought I’d say such a thing. I’ve just received a super vague pronunciation that steel is maybe important or something, so naturally I need to devote all my energy to making sure my family and friends and minor acquaintances have piles of steel lintels and beams in their back gardens. You just never know what you’re going to need a pile of steel beams all of a sudden. And if you don’t have a garden, well…put them in the corridor. In the entrance hall. Behind the sofa. On the balcony. Under the bed!

You guys, it’s just very important that we’re all into steel. You can buy steel lintels. Melbourne will provide, for when the time comes.

…I’m not sure where, but we’re still in the research and development stage here.