I currently feel like I’ve been unhinged. If I was a door, I would be constantly closed. I would be unable to open unless someone was willing to rip me off my hinges and never put me back together again. These past couple of months, it has felt like everything I’ve faced has been a …
I’ve got this idea in mind for an outdoor kitchen. Not just a makeshift pizza oven with a fire pit and some bench seating, but the whole shebang. I’m envisaging a fully realised contemporary kitchen and dining area, decked out with all the latest appliances – except outside. It’ll be on a covered patio, but …
Budgets, and How They Drained My Soul: The Tale of Gregory. That’s going to be the title of my autobiography, and no one will read it, and I’ll have to pay back the publishing company after they make a huge loss, and then I’ll have to tighten the budget… AGAIN. Yeah, okay, I’m a compulsive …