No. More. SPECIALS! The Great Australian Trade-Off: Automotive Edition ended up feeling like a slap in the face when I first caught the ad. I mean, I thought they were finally announcing that it was coming back on, and then I realised they had one more so-called special up their sleeves before they’d let us […]
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Look, I don’t know why I have to take human lessons. I’m actually from this planet, albeit 300 years in the past when things were quite a bit simpler. I like to think I’m adapting, but this technological whizz-bangery and all the people walking around dressed with such impropriety only hasten my efforts to locate
Budgets, and How They Drained My Soul: The Tale of Gregory. That’s going to be the title of my autobiography, and no one will read it, and I’ll have to pay back the publishing company after they make a huge loss, and then I’ll have to tighten the budget… AGAIN. Yeah, okay, I’m a compulsive
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Martha! Just saying her name makes me angry, which is why I should probably stop saying it. Martha. Ugh! She’s the worst! She keeps saying that she used to date a really good-looking transfer student at her old sküle, and yet I haven’t even heard of this sküle, and now she’s bringing in a bunch
I’m going to blow this story wide open, see! Tinting is great and all, but I’m on the hunt for a story, and this nose knows what it knows, so long as I keep following my nose, I know what I know, and no one else will know what I know, you know? Until they
There’s also one of those little power cable places right next door. You know the ones…they’re all fenced off with the transformers (well, maybe they’re transformers) and the power signs that say you’ll die if you go in there without the training of a quality Cheltenham qualified electrician, who is qualified in the field of
I’m pretty sure that both my parents are about to retire. They haven’t announced as much yet, but I know dad’s been keen to throw in the towel for ages – the hospital admin sounds like a nightmare. Mum doesn’t seem to be faring much better, with the commute to her clinic becoming longer by