Teacher seems rather cross, although unlike most such incidents, I think I know why this one is happening. She hates the idea of there being someone or something here in Melbourne who is acting non-human, but not attending Human Classes. She was quick to haul in the Atlantean fellow and the time traveller, but this …
Oh gosh, steel! I don’t know anything about it, but it sounds like it’s going to be the next big thing, which means I have to spread the word. I was watching a Me-Straw video and an advertisement popped up before it, stating that steel was going to change the world…more than it already has! …
Buying a house is like a pick ‘n’ mix bag of emotional triggers. First, there’s the financial stuff – not just the actual process of securing, transferring and repaying funds, but also all the feelings about it that most people have lurking just below the surface. Then there’s the permanence aspect, questions about adulthood, ownership …
I had my doubts when Week of Our Lives announced a spin-off, especially since it would only be a weekly show. They’ve had so much to do with boats recently, but the premise at the very least made sense – a few characters taking to the sea on a small fleet of boats to find …
I actually don’t have the slightest clue why people get so into movies. Look, I’m not emotional and I don’t get worked up over… well, anything, but especially not movies. And yet, DuMesque releases another flick and it’s party time for days. I guess he must’ve spun the wheel and decided to make a hammy …
I’ll tell you what – now that Bazel is reaching the age where he might start getting friendly with girls, I’m gonna have to lay down some rules. Just a few solid house rules… maybe a small leaflet. A booklet, if you will. Alright, it’ll be a novella, and full of rules, because I’m not …
I bought a plunger, and I was all ready to plunge the sink just like they do on the telly, but then I hit a snag: I don’t actually know how to use one. Here I was, all inspired by Escape to the Ocean, a spin-off from Escape to the Country. Instead of being chased …
This new vacuum cleaner has turned my life around. I know I said that about the new boots, and my new shoe rack, and the new apartment with towel rails and a balcony, but this time I mean it. Previously I couldn’t vacuum the floor, but now that I can, my whole world has been …
The best thing about overland driving in Australia? That’s easy. By a long shot, it’s pulling up in an unfamiliar town, stepping out onto a new street – even if that’s just a servo, a takeaway joint and a diesel mechanic – and being the new guy in town. It never gets old. I particularly …
A worldwide convention of air conditioning and heating systems is set to befall Canberra over the weekend, with “record numbers set to arrive for the best convention yet.” The annual ‘Comfort Con’, held in a different city every year, is to be held in Australia’s own capital of cool, Canberra, from the 12th to the …